Because Christian worship is not supposed to be about you.
Lighten up! He's on a work break having just removed the sandwich board he was wearing advertising Bubba's Real-Pit Bar-B-Que.
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Reminds me of one time when I attended Mass in Little Rock, AR. Before the Mass, the people were praying the Rosary. This was my first time hearing the rosary prayed with southern accents. Needless to say, keeping a straight face while everyone around me was saying "Oh mah Jesus, sayve us from the fahrs o'hell" was difficult in the extreme.
This is practical, though. If he were to be lost at sea, the rescue helicopters would have no trouble finding him.
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